ESLAFVILLE
AN UNFORGETTABLE JOURNEY
Hello. We apologize for the inconvenience! Recently, it has come to light that there are a lot of pests that need cleansing within Eslafville.
The Council is aware that many have tried to move to Elsafville, only to be met with radio-silence as the Agent did not come.
Don't be alarmed: we simply have to hire some professionals to cleanse the pests before we can allow any more outsiders to come in.
In the meantime, feel free to fantasize!
OBJECTIVE
Welcome! The Objective of this website is to serve as a travel guide for this wonderful hamlet. A description of the delights found only here!
After browsing this site, you may find it fitting to come here on vacation, or even move! This website will be constantly worked on to add more fine details.
The wonderland of Eslafville beckons you...
NOTABLE LOCATIONS
Eslafville has many grand places to sight-see. Pictured above is the Proctor's Cathedral, the religious epicenter in our humble town. It is ran by the City
Council, headed by our great mayor/head priest/CEO. It's always as the scripture says, isn't it?
"Communication is the key to conundrum."
A single authority is better for everyone!
We gather at the Cathedral every Wednesday for service. Circling around the building are the market, the neighborhood, the city hall,
and the restricted fields on the outer edges of town.
OUR HISTORY
This brilliant city was founded by Eslaf Olsen, who lent his name to the town. There still stands a grand statue of him in the center of the town.
He was a hero of his time, and was the first to chart these lands. A viking by trade and diplomat by heart, Mr. Olsen paved the way
to glory and is an inspiration for many.
PROCESS
If you are interested in moving to Eslafville, we think that's great! See our CONTACT details to know how to reach us.
Once you've sent a travel application, we unfortunately cannot let you travel here yourself. The roads are too treacherous.
An agent of Eslafville will be assigned to pick you up, no extra charge!
(NOTE: if you are bringing a pet bird there may be extra charge. Our agent can be fussy.)
CONTACT
Let's Talk!
We are looking forward to hearing from you.
If you would like to contact us, please feel free to e-mail us at:
eslafville@gmail.com
There is no other way to contact us. Please do not drive to Eslafville.